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Showing posts with label Humorous. Show all posts
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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Five Beauties of Rappler are My Suitors: Sending Me Love Messages in Journalistic Approaches and Styles


Sa totoo lang po, ako'y nagtataka habang tinatanong ko ang aking sarili: Ano ang nakita sa akin nitong limang naggagandahang kababaihan ng Rappler? Walang sablay ang pagpapadala nila sa akin ng kanilang mga love messages in Journalistic approaches and styles.

Five days in a week, may kanya-kanya silang scheduled day - maliban sa araw ng Sabado at Linggo - yon ay mga araw ng kanilang pahinga sa panliligaw.
Maria Ressa
On Mondays - it is Maria Ressa, the CEO and Executive Editor of Rappler - walang mentis kung padalhan ako ng kanyang love messages.

Glenda Gloria
On Tuesdays - it is Glenda Gloria, the Managing Editor of Rappler - wala ring tigil kung padalhan ako ng kanyang love letters in Journalistic approach and style.

Miriam Grace Go
On Wednesdays - the days for Miriam Grace Go, the News Editor of Rappler - hindi rin puma-paltos na padalhan ako ng kanyang matatamis na pananalita ng pagmamahal.

Chay Hofilena
On Thursdays - it is Chay Hofilena, the Investigative Desk Head of Rappler - hindi rin napapagod sa kapapadala sa akin ng kanyang matamis na salita ng panliligaw.

Lilibeth Frondoso
On Fridays - it is Lilibeth Frondoso, the Multimedia and Video Production Head of Rappler - ang kanyang love messages ay sa video idinadaan.

Sa kabila ng kanilang pagpupunyagi, ni isa sa kanila ay wala pa akong sinasagot. Yes. Lahat ng kanilang mga love letters na tinatanggap ng aking mail box ay binabasa ko at aking binubusisis ng husto. Naalala ko ang sinabi ng aking Lola sa aking nakababatang kapatid na babae na hindi masama ang maging conservative. Huwag agad kumagat sa mga sweet talks mula sa mga manliligaw mo dahil pwedeng ikapahamak mo kung magmamadali ka.

Now I realize - talagang malaki na ang pinagbago ng panahon. Noon nang kapanahunan ng aking pagbibinata, kami ang masugid na manliligaw sa mga kadalagahan sa aming bayan. Ang mga kababaihan noon kung umasta ay mahinhin. At uso pa noon ang haranahan. Minsan inaabot kami ng madaling araw sa haranahan. Ngayon baliktad na, seguro dahil sa makabagong teknolohiya, pwede nang mag ligawan through phones, cellphone at Internet.

Source of idea and other info: Five Beauties of Rappler are My Suitors

Friday, August 17, 2018

If Children Ruled The World, There Were No Heinous Crimes

Many people believe that children are never greedy and never tries to cheat as the same as adults. If they ruled the world, there were no heinous crimes, no impeachments of presidents, chief justices, no martial law to be imposed, no demonstrations and rallies and no child abuse. However, kids can be much crueler than adults too in many ways.

Images of Heinous Crimes: Credits to Yahoo Search
If children ruled the world, there were no heinous crimesThe world would not become a den of several criminal crimes such as war, graft and corruption, terrorism, rebellion, cheating, drug addiction, rape, smuggling, kidnapping, sex slavery and prostitution, child abuse, spousal abuse and other heinous crimes. 

There will be no impeachment trials of presidents, chief justices of supreme court like what was happened in the PhilippinesThere will be no martial law to be imposed to a certain country as there will be no rebellion acts against any governments. There will be no demonstrations and rallies to check the wrongdoings of government officials.

If children ruled the world, they can be much crueler than adults. The world would be like a big trash pile because children don’t put anything away. The world would become messier and full of lost things. And the rate of development would be slower because children want something just for fun and are apt to ignore something related to world development.

Images of Children: Credits to Yahoo Search
If children ruled the world, adults would feel lonely. The world would experience more humorous trial and error because children don’t think as carefully as adults do. Children might ignore adults also because adults don’t have power. Adults would feel lonely and some of them might try to commit suicide due to their situation. And the world would be a disaster unless an adult were behind every child. If the children were in the congress and senate they would talk just about funny things and they would play all the time.

If children ruled the world, the world would become rough and wildIf they were bank directors they would spend all the money on games, candies or parties. Adults would have to work not to receive money but toys, candies and chocolate. Most school classes would disappear. The world would become rough and wild. And no one would like to be adults and parents would feel very sad! What an awful image of the world! But what if the time comes that the world is ruled by children? Who will oppose it to happen?

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